Monday, February 21, 2011

Here are the symptoms:

  • I dress like a girl.
  • I brush my teeth at least 2 times per day.
  • I shower... daily.
  • I usually eat three meals, though they aren't always the best.
  • I speak my mind.
  • I have an expansive vocabulary.
  • I am tall.
  • I have a broad sense of humor. Some may even call me witty.
The diagnosis:
  • I am 24 and unmarried.
There is something out of place. I can't tell you what it is, but I'm sure that one of the symptoms above is the cause of my painfully obvious disease.

Please, I'm begging you. Help me find a cure.

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