- I dress like a girl.
- I brush my teeth at least 2 times per day.
- I shower... daily.
- I usually eat three meals, though they aren't always the best.
- I speak my mind.
- I have an expansive vocabulary.
- I am tall.
- I have a broad sense of humor. Some may even call me witty.
The diagnosis:
- I am 24 and unmarried.
There is something out of place. I can't tell you what it is, but I'm sure that one of the symptoms above is the cause of my painfully obvious disease.
Please, I'm begging you. Help me find a cure.
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